Movie Review: Rise of The Planet of The Apes
I give Planet of The Apes 6.9 stars out of 10. It was by far the best James Franco movie in years. He played the serious role of a young scientist very well. There were just a few things here and there that bugged me. I recommend everyone to watch it.
Alyssa Bereznak, You Suck!
Alyssa Bereznak, of Gizmodo, one of my favorite tech blogs, is a <-INSERT DEROGATORY TERM HERE->. She got drunk one night and made an OKCupid, which is an online dating service, profile. She then got plenty of unwanted messages that you would expect from guys on an online dating site. She then got a regular message asking her out on a date. She was excited because this was a normal way to ask a girl out.
They go on a date and everything is going well. They start to talk about hobby’s and it comes up that he used to play Magic: The Gathering when he was younger. For anyone wondering, Magic is a nerdy card game like Pokemon but with a World of Warcraft twist. It’s an older game that nerds loved. It then comes up that he is the World Champion! This may be too nerdy for most people but Alyssa didn’t just say she no longer wanted to see him. She wrote the article. This article is awful. She humiliates him on the internet. She gives his name and everything. I mean this guy is a celebrity in the Magic world and is known by many people.
What Alyssa did was just wrong and so the rest of this article is for her and I hope she reads it.
Dear Alyssa,
You are a complete <-INSERT DEROGATORY TERM HERE->. You have humiliated a grown man for a passion that he has. But what kills me is that you are a blogger for a tech blog! You are a nerd! Yes he is a nerd but you are too. You put yourself on an undeserved pedestal. There are videos of this guy playing this card game on ESPN! I want to see you on ESPN. You are the type of person who feels invincible because they are on the internet.
Well you know what? Your picture is out in the open and I have news for you. You are ugly. Jon may not be a complete stud but I bet he can get a girl. Because he is honest. While you are a judgmental <-INSERT DEROGATORY TERM HERE->. You will probably be single forever now, not only because you are ugly but because now the whole world knows what a<-INSERT DEROGATORY TERM HERE-> you are. I hope you are happy with yourself for killing a mans spirit. And also, Jon is much richer than you, because if you haven’t heard he’s won $350,000 by playing a nerdy card game.
I am done now. I hope Gizmodo fires you because that is a great website that you are using as your personal blog to humiliate people.
Goodbye,
Lyndell Wiggins
Hurricane Irene
So, everybody thought that Irene was going to be a big deal, well she kinda was and kinda wasn’t. Everybody was freaking out. I thought the world was going to end. Now that the hurricane is over, a lot of people are complaining that it was overhyped. I say that it’s better to be prepared and ready than sorry. I bet the people of New Orleans wished they had been told Katrina would destroy everything. They would evacuate and I’m sure many more lives would have been saved than were.
Now back to Irene. It hit North Carolina, where I live, the worst. I haven’t been to my beach place yet to check the damage but I’m sure it can’t be good. Two of the piers near my place were destroyed. That requires a heavy punch from Irene. In Mount Olive things weren’t quite as bad. We started to feel some of the storm in the middle of the night on Friday. The power went out.
This wasn’t too bad but it did make things uncomfortable. Now not everyone’s power went out. In fact, half of my neighborhood had power the whole time. But on the same note, half of my town is still without power. But now on to the physical damage. My house never seems to get any major damage so after every storm I have to ride around town. There were some trees down and a few houses damaged. You can see the damage in the pictures that follow this post. (more…)
Movie Review: Crazy, Stupid Love
I give this movie 7.4 stars out of 10. Go watch it.
Words of Wisdom: #6
Girls, DO NOT get on Facebook whining about guys. I’m talking about the “oh there’s no good guys out there. They’re all pigs. Blah Blah Blah.” And the “oh I’m meant to be alone. There are no guys for me because all they do is lie and cheat.”
First of all, you are going for the wrong guys. Girls kill me with that. They think the guy who left their girlfriend for you won’t do the same thing to you. Come on, you have to be smarter than that, right? Wrong. And girls much be douche-magnets these days. I just don’t know I guess I can’t help you there. Just don’t go on Facebook talking about it. You know why? Cause guys don’t want to be with a girl like that! Plain and simple.
Words of Wisdom: #5
If you say “bru”, “bra”, “bruh bruh”, or any other combination of the word bru please stop. For everyone’s sake. Please.
Bobble Heads
So, I was bored one day and I was messing around in Photoshop. I was trying to come up with some cool Jimmer photo. I traced his head and then I decided to see what he looked like with a bobble head like from those NBA commercials. Turns out it looked pretty cool. So, I decided to make a few other guys (girls’ hair is too hard) have bobble heads. Enjoy.
Jimmer Fredette:
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Words of Wisdom: #4
Yes, watching Jersey Shore makes you a tool. Just saying.
My Top 5 Favorite Bikes
1. 2011 Ducati Streetfighter S
Engine: 1099cc
Price: $19,000
Engine: 990cc
Price: $15,000
Engine: 999cc
Price: $14,000
Engine: 1584cc
Price: $15,000
Engine: 998cc
Price: $15,000
Words of Wisdom: #3
People, tattoos are forever. When will you people learn? The woman in this picture is famous for her tattoos. She even has a show about her tattoo shop. In the show they took some pictures and in one put makeup over her tattoos. When she saw the picture she was not happy. She wasn’t happy because she realized how beautiful she would have been without the tattoos.
Someday you will grow old and wrinkly. And trust me, the once “pretty” tattoos will be looking pretty rough. Girls, imagine being a grandmother with a sleeve. You are not going to be setting a very good example. And lastly, when I see a girl with a tattoo I automatically think bad things about her. Even if I know better. That’s the image tattoos put off. Just don’t do it people.
